{"id":70,"date":"2013-03-14T01:49:42","date_gmt":"2013-03-14T01:49:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trillian.nulani.net\/wordpress\/?page_id=70"},"modified":"2013-03-18T07:55:32","modified_gmt":"2013-03-18T07:55:32","slug":"yard-sale","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/cabinet.nulani.net\/?page_id=70","title":{"rendered":"Characters"},"content":{"rendered":"<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/trillian.nulani.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/dahliathornburnprofile.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-179 alignleft\" alt=\"O_o\" src=\"http:\/\/trillian.nulani.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/dahliathornburnprofile.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cabinet.nulani.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/dahliathornburnprofile.jpg 150w, https:\/\/cabinet.nulani.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/dahliathornburnprofile-144x144.jpg 144w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td><strong>Dahlia<\/strong> lives in a house she inherited from a mysterious unnamed third cousin twice removed. Unfortunately, there were no proper book cases for her extensive collection of literature, so she buys a cabinet from a garage sale.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/trillian.nulani.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/stopolisprofile.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-180\" alt=\"stopolisprofile\" src=\"http:\/\/trillian.nulani.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/stopolisprofile.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cabinet.nulani.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/stopolisprofile.jpg 150w, https:\/\/cabinet.nulani.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/stopolisprofile-144x144.jpg 144w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td><strong>Mr. Stopolis<\/strong> is Dahlia&#8217;s neighbor from down the street. There&#8217;s something odd about him, but nobody can quite figure it out. Has a tendency to laugh maniacally, and hates squirrels.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/trillian.nulani.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/erikprofile.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-181\" alt=\"erikprofile\" src=\"http:\/\/trillian.nulani.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/erikprofile.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cabinet.nulani.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/erikprofile.jpg 150w, https:\/\/cabinet.nulani.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/erikprofile-144x144.jpg 144w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td><strong>Erik<\/strong> literally jumped out of the realm of literature via the Cabinet&#8217;s portal, Erik is a sad, lonely, and shy fellow who feels more secure wearing a mask. He loves wine, opera, and Christine, his unrequited love.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dahlia lives in a house she inherited from a mysterious unnamed third cousin twice removed. Unfortunately, there were no proper book cases for her extensive collection of literature, so she buys a cabinet from a garage sale. Mr. Stopolis is Dahlia&#8217;s neighbor from down the street. There&#8217;s something odd about him, but nobody can quite&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/cabinet.nulani.net\/?page_id=70\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Characters<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-70","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cabinet.nulani.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cabinet.nulani.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cabinet.nulani.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cabinet.nulani.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cabinet.nulani.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"https:\/\/cabinet.nulani.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/70\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72,"href":"https:\/\/cabinet.nulani.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/70\/revisions\/72"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cabinet.nulani.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}